A Pal for Gary/Transcript


 * [Episode starts with SpongeBob feeding Gary. Then, SpongeBob pours the organic snail food into Gary's food bowl and Gary eats the organic snail food. SpongeBob throws the can of organic snail food by the dirty dishes, and a barrel hits SpongeBob back in the living room and his can of snail food lands on his nose. Gary slithers to him.]
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: [laughs] Okay, Gare. I'll get out of your hair, buddy. [pushes his nose and his Krusty Krab uniform hat pops up from his head He walks out the door] See you later, Gare. [Gary is seen holding a leash in his mouth] Oh, you want to go for a walk. Sorry, buddy, I don't have time for a walk right now. Gotta get over the old job. You'll just have to stay here alone, little buddy. But I promise as soon as I get done we'll have fun… together. Okay… …Love you, Gare-bear. Bye. [goes outside & closes the door. Gary picks up a leash. He lassos the leash and opens the top cabinet and gets out a can of snail food and puts it next to them. He lassos the soda drinking cowboy hat and floats it right on top of the chair he slithers towards the chair with the remote in his mouth, while the soda drinking cowboy hat lands on his shell. He turns on the TV as we see a cowboy riding a sea horse]
 * SpongeBob: Poor little snail just wanted some fun time. [sighs] I can only image the tortured loneliness he must be feeling right now. [walks away, while Gary is watching TV laughing and meowing. Cut to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is sweeping all the dust from the floor with his broom next to the customer sitting at the table eating a Krabby Patty. Another customer walks in] Welcome to the Kru- [notices that he has a purple pet worm on a leash which barked] Sorry, sir, but the Krusty Krab has a strict no pet policy. I'm afraid your worm will have to wait outside.
 * Customer: Oh, I could never do that. He gets far too lonely and upset when he's left alone. [to his pet worm] Sorry, buddy, I guess I can't buy you that Krabby Patty you wanted. Let's just go home.
 * Mr. Krabs: Eh? [walks towards the customer blocking the double doors] Hey, hey, hey. Let's not be hasty. Why didn't ya say you were buying your pet a Krabby Patty? Listen. Tell you what, for your troubles I'll give you two Krabby Patties at regular price. [laughs] SpongeBob, give this responsible pet owner two Krabby Patties. [we hear Gary meow inside SpongeBob's head]
 * SpongeBob: Responsible pet owner. I leave Gary alone all by himself all day. I'd better call him just to be sure if he's okay. [walks towards the phone and answers it and calls Gary but no answer] Too distraught to even answer the phone.
 * Phone: [in SpongeBob's voice] Hello. You've reached SpongeBob and… C'mon Gary. [in Gary's Voice] Meow. [SpongeBob's voice] Gary. [laughs] The two of us are having too much fun together to answer the phone right now. So, leave the message and we'll call you right back. Not as long as we take a break and have fun… together! ['SpongeBob & Gary laugh]
 * SpongeBob: My outgoing message is a lie. [cut to SpongeBob's home where Gary is still watching the TV on the phone] Gary, are you there? Gary, it's SpongeBob. Just checking in. If you're there please pick up…
 * Gary: [meowing and laughing and drinking a soda in a cowboy hat]
 * SpongeBob: Just hang in there, Gary, Daddy'll be home soon. [hangs up the phone and sighs. cut to that night where SpongeBob changes the "open" sigh to "closed" sigh and walks out the door where he closes the double doors. Just then we see Mr. Krabs working on the tar machine]
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, well, well, SpongeBob SquarePants. I was just about to re-tar the parking lot. Why don't you come help me, boy?
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I'd really love to help, but I've got a lonely pet snail alone at home.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, say no more. You go on home to your pet turtle or whatever.
 * SpongeBob: Really, Mr. Krabs? You'd let me do that?
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure just come in five hours early tomorrow to finish up the parking lot.
 * SpongeBob: You're the best, Mr. Krabs! [cut to SpongeBob running home] Poor Gary must have been left alone. How am I going to keep him happy when they're not alone while I'm at the Krusty Krab?
 * Timmy: Wow, Dad, is it really mine to keep?
 * Fred: Sure, son. Now you have a furry friend to give your pet without getting lonely. [SpongeBob stops and sees Timmy with a blue mini eel] And now Daddy can go on his business trips guilt-free.
 * SpongeBob: Maybe if I get Gary a pal he could play with, he wouldn't be so lonely while I'm at work.
 * Timmy: Hey, thanks, Dad.
 * SpongeBob: [runs over there] They're so precious! [we see a bunch of mini colorful and cute nudibranchs surrounding the mysterious store owner lady] SOLD! I'll take that one right there!
 * Store Owner: You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous… huh?
 * SpongeBob: Oh yeah, this is the one. [picks a mini green nudibranch which is in a small cage]
 * Store Owner: Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!
 * SpongeBob: [ignoring the store owner] Oh, Gary's gonna be so happy!
 * Store Owner: You must to understand. These pet nudibranchs can be very unstable. especially around other pets! [shows a picture of a cat next to another green mini nudibranch which he growls at it]
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye. [walks off]
 * Store Owner: Why bother? They never listen. [sighs]
 * [Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house where Gary is still watching TV, drinking a soda from the soda drinking cowboy hat]
 * Cowboy: [on TV] Sheriff, I've caught the bank robber. [throws a small cowboy hat on the table] There's your culprit right here. Now cuff him. [SpongeBob appears from behind the TV]
 * SpongeBob: Hello, Gary!
 * Gary: [Sees SpongeBob by taking off the drinking soda cowboy hat then gets bored] Meow.
 * SpongeBob: I've brought you a surprise. [takes out a mini green nudibranch from behind his back] Your very own play pal. [sets it on the chair next to Gary] His name is Puffy Fluffy and he'll keep you company while I'm at work. Oh, you two get to know each other. I'll be right back.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Puffy Fluffy: Listen here, buddy. I’m no ordinary snail, in fact I’m a…[SpongeBob comes back with Gary's food bowl while Puffy Fluffy stops talking]
 * SpongeBob: Eat up, you two. [sets food bowl down and pours a can of snail food inside it. Gary slithers to his food bowl and starts to eat] And here’s a food bowl for you, Puffy Fluffy. [writes "Puffy" on the other food bowl] Come here you. [sets him next to his bowl] There you are, Barry. Now eat up. [walks off.]
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Puffy Fluffy: Huh, what? Oh. I was saying that I’m actually a spy working for the government.
 * Gary: Meow?
 * Puffy Fluffy: Yeah. And the thing is I’m on a dangerous mission right now. You see, when SpongeBob was bringing me home, a certain someone tried to shoot us because he knew that I was on to his evil plan and I’ve got to stop him by tonight. [Gary thinks about himself watching TV and shrugs.]
 * Gary: Meow!
 * Puffy Fluffy: I don’t think you should come. You could get hurt.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Puffy Fluffy: Well, fine. I guess I could use some help. Oh, what the hell. You can come. We’ll leave at night when SpongeBob is asleep. [the scene cuts to the bedroom]
 * SpongeBob: Good night, Gary. Good night, Fuffy. [SpongeBob goes to sleep. After 2 seconds they open. The scene cuts to outside SpongeBob’s house. Gary and Puffy are walking, leaving a pile of slime behind. Gary and Puffy are wearing black ski masks to cover their faces.]
 * Gary: Meow?
 * Puffy Fluffy: Where are we going? We are going to the darkest place in Bikini Bottom. Its evil, its gross, its…
 * Gary: Meow?
 * Puffy Fluffy: The Chum Bucket? How did you…[Puffy sees that they are outside the Chum Bucket.] Oh. Let’s go in. [Gary and Puffy go in the Chum Bucket] Be very careful. We cannot activate any traps. [a net traps Gary and Puffy. The lights in the Chum Bucket turn on and Plankton is seen.]
 * Plankton: [laughs evilly]
 * Puffy Fluffy: You! What are you up to?!
 * Plankton: Well, I am going to destroy Bikini Bottom!
 * Gary And Puffy Fluffy: [Gasps]
 * Plankton: No, I’m just kidding. [Plankton takes out a device with a big, red button on it.] You see what I’m actually do is use this telepathic device to channel every citizen of Bikini Bottom and hypnotize them to work for me. Pretty soon, everyone of those bastards who stepped on me will regret everything they have done, especially Krabs.
 * Puffy Fluffy: Well, your plan will never work because we will stop you!
 * Plankton: We’ll see about that! [Plankton takes out a ray gun and shoots Puffy, which melts into a pile of goo.]
 * Gary: Meow? [A tear falls across Gary’s cheek.]
 * Plankton: You’re next. [Plankton aims gun at Gary. Gary bites the net, runs out, bites Plankton’s hypno-device and throws it oustide. A explosion is heard.]
 * Fred: My leg! [Plankton shoots but Gary uses his shell to deflect it and the laser hits Plankton. Plankton melts.]
 * Plankton: Ouch. Karen, I think a little computer sex may help me. [Plankton moves into a different room. Gary runs to Puffy.]
 * Gary: Meow?
 * Puffy Fluffy: Its okay buddy. Everything will be better. [Puffy faints unconscious.]
 * Gary: Meow! [Gary slithers home. The scene cuts to SpongeBob’s house. Gary is seen putting a blanket around Puffy.]
 * Puffy Fluffy: Thank you. For all we know, that could have been you who got shot so I must leave.
 * Gary: Meow?
 * Puffy Fluffy: Don’t worry. Our paths may cross together again someday. [Puffy slithers away. Gary thinks back about all the times they have together such as defeating Plankton, hewing the sofa together and taking a shower together.]
 * Gary: Meow. [SpongeBob wakes up.]
 * SpongeBob: I’m ready! Gary? Puffy? [SpongeBob comes downstairs and sees Gary.] Gary, where’s Puffy?
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: He’s gone? Gary, I’m so sorry. How can I ever make it up to you?
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: Okay! [SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs.] Mr. Krabs, can I take the day off from work today to spend time with my snail?
 * Mr. Krabs: Sure, boy. For $20.
 * SpongeBob: Deal! [SpongeBob turns off phone. The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Gary playing hide-and-go-seek. Gary is hiding by a window. The window is knocked. Gary looks and its Puffy who has recovered from his injuries. Puffy and Gary smile at each other very much.]